I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god
(via leftnipple)
No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away
the times ive said this lmffaoooo
(via sassysassquatch)
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
(via this--too--shall--pass)
Artist Paints Ocean Stones With Thousands Of Tiny Dots To Create Colorful Mandalas.
Wow these are so beautiful
I need to restart my stone collection.
(via sassysassquatch)
an-inarticulate-senseofsuburbia:
What carved me into the Bitch I am today
The last one